Thursday, May 27, 2010

Lunchtime Letters

Dear screaming children in Quiznos,

Good thing you're cute.

Love,
Nike

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Dear Parents of said screaming children,

Thank you for offering me a valuable learning experience through observation. I have learned yelling across the store at my screaming child is productive and giving them a cookie is a great way to make them stop whining.

Love,
Nike